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PostSubject: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:20 am

Hello.

I had an idea, to make this forum be more alive, let's start a game. The rules are simple.

  • I start by asking one weird question. The next person answers that question in a funny or ironical way, and then asks an own question.
  • The person after that answers that question and so on.
  • The questions has to be Minecraft-related, or The-Weekly-Pickaxe-related.
  • Puns and meme's are very welcome. In fact, they are almost required.
  • The game (you lost) will go on until the thread dies or the world goes under.
Simple enough? Okay then, sharpen your funny sense.

Why are Minecraft diamonds so hard to find?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:53 am

Pffftt, diamonds are not hard to find, but redstone on the other hand..

Why do you think iron golems give flowers to villager children?
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:57 am

MCMasta wrote:
Why are Minecraft diamonds so hard to find?
A conspiracy! It's all a conspiracy!

By Notch!

The actual diamonds is called Coal!
You can do amazing stuff with it!
Like making Torches that protect you from Evil!
Like fireing fireplaces so you can get more health from bacon!
Like making Diamond stuff, like the Pickaxe!


Ok, my Question now!

Why are chickens Evil? (YES, they ARE Evil!)

PS: Punch me if I ever use this kind of simple sentences again!
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Why do you think iron golems give flowers to villager children?
I actually have no funny reason for this...

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:59 am

Oop, we have a problem at hand. Who will keep his post?

Also, the answer I was going to post before ThOR came:

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It's the iron golem's way of making the children think they are
friendly, just before the children get pushed into an empty house and...
Oh, let's just keep this thread PG-rated...

Why are mushroom biomes so rare?

Okay, the next one who posts will have to decide. If said person replies to me, everyone will ignore ThOR's post and vice-versa, okay?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:46 am

I say Mcmasta now owns the post.

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:30 pm

MCMasta wrote:
Oop, we have a problem at hand. Who will keep his post?

Also, the answer I was going to post before ThOR came:

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It's the iron golem's way of making the children think they are
friendly, just before the children get pushed into an empty house and...
Oh, let's just keep this thread PG-rated...

Why are mushroom biomes so rare?

Okay, the next one who posts will have to decide. If said person replies to me, everyone will ignore ThOR's post and vice-versa, okay?

Because mushrooms are illegal!


Why creepers look so sad?
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:27 pm

Sorry, but that is some excellent grammar you have there... Anyways, if the creepers succeedby blowing up, they die. If the creepers fail in their quest to kill theplayer, they die by a sword or bow. The creepers' life sucks and then they die.

Why are gold armor weak AND rare?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:49 pm

Because everyone should parade around in butter armor.



Why can't we hug creepers? they are so cute.

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:51 am

thinkforgetfull wrote:
Why can't we hug creepers? they are so cute.
Because they're made of pure evilness, although some have managed to tame some of them.

I'll re-ask my question again: Why are chickens evil?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:41 am

Because Notch chose to create them that way. And because Paulsoaresjr's influence made people treat them like if they were evil and that made them evil.

Why did the far lands get removed?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:22 am

because the secret to all the worlds knowledge is there.



Why do endermen steal blocks?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:28 am

It's their cuddling block, they feel lonely without one!

Why does slimes only spawn in some chunks?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:39 am

'cause that is their chunk and it shall be their chunk.



butter armour - yay or nay?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:13 pm

YAY!

Finally something to go with all the bacon I eat.

Why is enchanting and brewing so hard?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:23 am

Because Notch has a conspieracy going, his right hand man? CHICKENS!! and they are making it harder to be a magic man so it will be easier for chickens to overwhelm and kill you In game.

How come Ocelots run away from me?
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:42 am

Because they thought you were Chuck Norris Twisted Evil


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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:27 am

Because Chickens want You too!

Why Am i always soo tempted to jump from the top to the bottom of Ravines (I sometimes do, but ones a chicken pushed me...)
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:23 am

because minecraft gravity is about 3 times as much as that of earth, so you are being....pulled....toward...edge....



I wonder if anyone will take my turn on this game?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:33 am

No, no one did.

Should I start writing articles?
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:43 am

HELL YES!!! No doubt! Much more for me to spell-check! Very Happy

How come gold is valued so lowly by most players? I mean, have you ever used a pickaxe made out of gold to mine stone?

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Sun May 06, 2012 3:12 am

Well That has a sad answer, Players and resources like stone, dia, iron etc. share a special bond. before they break somthing like stone they have a short, but nice, time together. then the block breaks and something inside of ourselves hurts, a lot. feeling sad for that old friend, the stone. then we share another bond with the stone behind it etc. (over all mining is a sad job) anyways gold picks shortens that nice one second with your special block. (the only people who use gold picks are people with no souls, and which of whom who has no heart)

Its rather that or Gold Pickaxes break like shit. Still deciding which one..

when ever i go on a random server with speed, fly and x-ray hacks, why do i always get banned???
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Tue May 08, 2012 7:26 pm

Because they think you are Chuck Norris Razz


Do you guys wanna make a new timelapse soon? (Also counting Echuck)
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Sat May 12, 2012 7:55 am

Lol How does always just adding "chuck Norris" Always seem to work!
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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Sat May 12, 2012 8:38 am

@pizzaernam ready when you are

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PostSubject: Re: The Question Game   Sat May 12, 2012 11:42 am

What would the timelapse envolve/build/do
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