corrupt-a-Wish!

Anyone who frequents forums should know this one. person 1 wishes for somethin;

"I wish creepers exploded into cake!"

Then someone else grants the wish, but corrupts it ;

"Granted, but the cake is poisoned."

Then person 2 gets to wish for something!

the only rules are to keep the wishes PG-13 and no incorruptible wishes, or wishes fo more wishes, or for your wish to not be corrupted.

Have fun!

I will start then, I guess.



I wish for Darksouls PC edition.

Granted, but the cd was broken.


I wish the weather stays sunny like this.

Granted, but ninja snowmen attack you whenever you go outside.

I wish for more keychains. I collect em.

thinkforgetfull wrote:

Granted, but ninja snowmen (Dafuq?) attack you whenever you go outside.

I wish for more keychains. I collect em.

Granted, but they'll be so brittle you couldn't tought them without breaking them.

I wish for a sh*tton of memory storage.

Granted, but it was filled with virus.


I wish for it to stop raining

Granted, but It was quite Hot outside, in fact so hot It was actually possible to cook a egg on teh concrete

I wish In game i would have a mob spawner Spawning Diamond blocks and cake!

Granted, but a griefer stole it.

I wish for the clocks to be put on walls.

Granted, They may be placed on walls but instantly blew up when doing so.
I wish I had lvl 50 enchantments

granted, but the enchantment is on a piece of rotten flesh.



I wish for.... well, some jaffacakes would be nice.

Granted, but they were full of worms.

I wish for food.

Granted, but your stomach's too full to be able to eat any of it.

I wish my TNT cannon could shoot EXACTLY where I wanted it to go.

Granted, but 9999 snow golems start raining ontop of it.


I wish for EVERYTHING!

Granted, you got everything including bad luck, computer viruses and malaria.

I wish for a REALLY powerful computer that couldn't get malware infections.